You want more blog? You got more blog.

You're already reading my blog, and now you're probably addicted.  This is normal and encouraged.  But addictions come with cravings, and that thirst for more blog needs to be met.

Well lucky for you, I've got the answer. 

Sleep Talkin' Man is a blog that chronicles the things a British man says in his sleep.  I realize that sounds incredibly boring on the surface, but this isn't normal sleep talking.  This guy, who reportedly is very mild-mannered by day, turns into a giant D by night.  The result is that he says some of the most creative insults I've ever heard.  They're hilarious and I cannot help but laugh while also trying to think of ways to incorporate the phrases into my own everyday life.  (Note:  I've never successfully done this.)

And for those that absolutely fall in love with Sleep Talkin' Man's quirky humor, you can even buy merchandise with select quotes on them!  Before you know it you could own a t-shirt that says "I'm beautiful inside and out. Not my fault you're intimidated by my beauty."  That will definitely go over well at the office on casual Friday.

Warning for the faint of heart:  The Sleep Talkin' Man blog does have some rather foul language, so if that sort of thing offends you then you should visit the blog anyways and complain about it later to other people that share your views on cursing.