Every single day that I eat lunch is an adventure. I have lunch at school and each meal consists of rice, soup, a protein, a vegetable, and “dessert”. Some days I get something amazing like bulgogi, Korean beef. One day I miraculously got a version of lasagna. And then other days I get something so out there that I just don’t know what to do with it.
Like the day there was a crab in my soup.
Not crab, as in crab meat. A crab. As in an entire crab. Minus the eyes. I don’t know where the eyes were and I don’t really want to know. What I do know is that it was apparently normal to have a whole crab in soup and be expected to eat it with a spoon and chopsticks. I was not completely sure of how to go about this so I watched others eat and then tried to replicate their methods. Fail. Do you know how hard it is to pick up a crab with chopsticks, take a bite of the meat without getting shell in your mouth, and then enjoy seafood bliss? It’s quite the feat. And one that I did not accomplish because every time I tried (and miraculously managed to not drop the crab) I got shell in my bite. Since I felt awkward spitting out shell, and truthfully wasn’t sure how to do that without also spitting out what little meat I had gotten from the crab, I just ate the shell.

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