I think this is what a baller looks like

The other day while driving home from working at Younkers, I went past a man who warranted a second glance.  Here are the elements that made up his appearance.

 Can't remember if he had the basket or not. Probs did. He was cool like that.

Attached to the back of the Hoveround.  For easy mobility.

 For smooth, delicious pleasure.

That's right, this man was riding on a Hoveround, while on oxygen, SMOKING A CIGARETTE!!!!  Absolute insanity.  I would launch into a lecture here about how stupid all of that is, but the lecture would be pointless because my readers are all too smart to think that smoking while on oxygen could possibly be a good idea, so I won't waste my time.  I will say that this complete image was made even better because the man was riding on a wide bike path that goes along one of the busiest streets in town.  I've gotta hand it to him though, he owned it.  Say what you will about the absurdity of it all, but this man definitely was rocking that Hoveround like I never could.  Gotta respect that.